
Shareholder's Meeting 2025
Poncle Limited (hereby and further in this document titled Stonkle Limited) on track for a gradual continuation of tomfoolery and fun in 2025, 2026, 2027, 2028 and 2029. Probably further than that.
Stonkle Limited today announce that in its business efforts from year start 2024 & onwards in to 2025, net Vampires remained at zero while Survivors ensure continuous growth. Operating weapons show an upwards trend of 102471666%, while net Tiramisu's are down by 1% (-1% YOY decline). All elements of Vampire Survivors continue to outperform from previous years.
During 2024, core business ideas such as bringing Vampire Survivors to PlayStation format, Apple Arcade, Downloadable content packs at affordable pricing for players and Free Content Packs for all to own as Stonkle Limited beliefs continue in efforts of "Everyone should be able to have fun regardless" have proven to have positive impact across the board.
"Stonkle Limited has remained strong throughout all of eternity and shall continue it's ever expanding growth in to whatever is beyond eternity (Eternity+)." The Directer, Stonkle Limited. "Growth is the only thing that matters to everyone these days, growth this growth that, well I am going to out grow growth itself."
Gold spent | Gems collected | Survivors Slain | Red Deaths slain | Fun | |
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(million) | (million) | (million) | (million) | (billion) | |
EOY 2024 | Lots | Many | Not as many | Lesser than many | incalculable |
Forecase 2025 | more than lots | more than previous | probably a lot | in line with year | still incalculable |
Questions as below, answered by The Directer of Vampire Survivors.
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Given that Platform integration and launching on new formats seems a wise business decision, are you targeting new and upcoming formats?
Given Vampire Survivors' has a strong relationship with the fans; in short, yes. We will target every platform that has ever existed. Including consoles and formats in the year 3000, which according to popular pop group "Busted" from the United Kingdom, includes underwater consoles.
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Collaborations appear to prove strong in your track record of bringing new content to the game titled "Vampire Survivors", will this continue?
Given Vampire Survivors' strong relationship with the fans; in short, yes. Stonkle Limited listen to the fans (and me, The Directer) at all given avenues and read far too much internet conversation. As an executive on the board (I am the board), I order immediately for every video game ever created to be brought in to my world of Vampire Survivors, for my enjoyment.
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With regards to future content, is Free Content still applicable in an age where the only thing that matters is dolla dolla billz, yo?
Yes, free content will always be released as soon as possible by the team that creates "Vampire Survivors". As The Directer, I would be exceedingly sad if new content wasn't made available to non-paying customers in an equal if not more frequent manner than paid Downloadable Content Packs, as all players are as important.
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Considering there are no shareholders nor board members of Stonkle Limited, who is writing and answering these questions?
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As gross net revenue and local taxation rates apply to the VSTE100 stock market, which liability APR is having the biggest decline on the balance sheet of gross profit? Secondly to this, is your accrual to working capital cost below the depreciation line?
These are all nonsense words you've Googled. Stop it.
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Given the success of the game titled "Vampire Survivors", what will the team that created "Vampire Survivors" be creating next?
They are venturing in to a land called "Nunya" where they also deal with business. I've heard it may also be titled "NunyaBusiness"
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Does Pineapple belong on Pizza
I hereby terminate this meeting of the non-existent Board and Stock/shareholders.
For legal reasons, this entire document is meant as a joke, please don't take it seriously. Much like video games, it's designed as fun and should be treated as such 🙂